Moore

Fact 1
It is a fact that Moore was boxing champion in Cambridge.

Fact 2
It is a fact that Moore’s ferocious punches soon became know and feared as Moore’s hands.

Fact 3
It is a fact that Moore used to punch people who disagreed with his arguments.

Fact 3
It is a fact that Moore forced his wife to call him Biff.

Fact 3
It is a fact that Moore recast his hands in a softer material, iron, and put them on a spring: the famous biff in a box.

Fact 3
It is a fact that Moore’s PhD thesis basically was just a cover with all the pages hollowed out. He used to punch people through the hole, so nobody dared disagreeing with him.